027616 852809 EP

by Freud and The Suicidal Vampires

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released May 19, 2013

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Freud and The Suicidal Vampires Prahran, Australia

Hi, i'm Calum and these are some lil pop tunes i've written.

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Track Name: Lice
Talk to me.
Then you'll see
I don't know
What we should be.

You wear black,
That's so whack.
I'm so scared
that I will crack.

You're so hot
And i'm so not.
It's no fun
they stare a lot.

You're so weird
And i'm so queer.
We can cry
And live in fear.

You're so cool
And i'm in school.
Please teach me,
I just drool.

You're so nice
I'm enticed.
Please take me
With my lice.
Track Name: Lil' Kim
She walked over
To me
And said
"Let's go to another party
No one's talking to me".

We stole their couch
Put it in my house
Stayed their for a couple of years.

I played little Kim
On the stereo
She sounded nothing like
She did when I was twelve
Track Name: Leo & Paris
He had a girl
And loved her to.
You knew that Strolling through
The cyber webs
Until you
Saw this girl and suddenly knew
It wasn't
Gonna be anything true

You know he needs you honey
Spewing words "forever and always" for you
Putrid love
Such a bore when you've got
No money keep you from running

Track Name: My Backfisch Can Dance The Charleston
She smokes in parks
Watching those cool cats
Those red head boys
Always in her glance

So young and slim
Oh i'm in a trance
We catch the bus
Oh well it's no fuss

Just pay the fare
We can go anywhere
Swimming at night
It'll be a fun fright

I've gotta jet
Just don't forget
Those red head boys
Will always be your toys

Now on my skin
I feel it coming
Like a tease in the breeze
I'm caught in-between

"I'm high and they doubt me
Wallflower in a dead tree
No love when you can't see
My heart bleeds above me"

We drove in cars
Talking to your sister
She watched us kiss
Blushing like a school girl

We wanted kicks
laughing at hipsters
I like your friends
Better when their hips starve

Free and easy
Always looking to please
These gateway drugs
Oh man they're too fun

But i'm a fake
Never even tried some
We are both fakes
Never gonna try some